ElCap Report 5/14/10
By Tom Evans
Yo.. Things heated up on the Cap and at the Bridge today. The weather was partly cloudy most of the day and the teams were surging on the Captain.
Lots of climbers drifted through along with a fair number of Tourons by late in the day. You know never to believe all the Church or Government tells you, but you can trust in me, as I have been sent by the High Command!
So pay attention Pukes… clear your agenda, and saddle up, because you are riding with Old Tom, on a journey to the very soul of the Big Stone. You’re going to send with the senders and bail with the bailers. Only I can sort out the hosers from the posers, dish the dirt and bask in the glory.